Now that the weather has stopped being COMPLETELY MENTAL started giving us an actual excuse to drink strong booze (to keep warm), and I start clinging onto my summer wardrobe by wearing super sexy thermal vests and big pants underneath thin frocks (why yes boys, I AM single), I thought it was about time I did a seasonal giveaway. Not of big pants as I wouldn’t wish them on my arch nemesis (which is, in fact, winter… ooh, physics conundrum) but of a warming bottle of strong liqueur.
The King’s Ginger is guaranteed to ward off cold germs, SAD, evil spirits and chilblains.* And if you haven’t tried it yet, then quite simply, you need to rectify this. So I’m offering one lucky reader (in the UK, sorry – import laws and that) a whole bottle of said regally piquant palliative to do with as you please. What you might do with it is entirely up to you. It might even work as a super luxurious version of Deep Heat… don’t try it at home though.
If you want to be normal about it, and just drink it, god, then try this month’s recommended way to imbibe KGL.
The King’s Squeeze
35ml King’s Ginger
125ml Bitter Lemon
A generous squeeze of fresh lime
To enter, you simply need to leave me a comment below. It can be anything you like, from ‘Comment’, to ‘I love boooooshe I doesh’ (if you’ve been tippling already), to your favourite joke (best option).
If you would like another entry, you can tweet about the giveaway, mentioning @TheKingsGinger (so we can keep track), but please ensure you leave me a SECOND comment here saying you’ve done so (I like to make these competitions as simple as possible for my own simple brain.
OBVIOUSLY, you need to be over 18 to enter.
And UNFORTUNATELY you can only reside in the UK as we can’t post booze abroad.
But those are the only rules.Winner will be drawn by random number generator so witty comments won’t be favoured, but they will be appreciated.
Enough from me – over to you!
*Guaranteed only by my imagination and not by actual scientists.