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  • ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป #gilbertandgeorge
  • Ahhhhhh, nails back on. Good for tooth pickinโ€™. #longnails #stilettonails #orientalshorthair #hanklestein
  • A couple of firsts here. First reflecto pic for ages. First post for a while where Iโ€™m not doing the teapot spout with my other hand! And my first wear of this dress from @topvintage_boutique. Coordinating with nature at the Fortean London Haunted Landscape symposium. ๐Ÿ“ธ @bethangwenllian ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ–ค #topvintagestyle
  • More propagation adventures, featuring novelty skull-shaped hot sauce bottle. ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒฟ
  • Cat bomb. ๐Ÿ–ค
  • So pleased with this Goose Foot, which I grew from a couple of cuttings taken from a huge, old plant my mum has, which she inherited from my grannyโ€™s house when she died in the early 2000s. The parent plant must be 30 years old! ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป I propagated them in water, then planted them, then took cuttings from the cuttings to make it full & bushy. Itโ€™s just starting to vine & Iโ€™m tempted to take more cuttings. Any other propagation addicts out there? ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป #botanicalpickmeup #plantaddict #plantpackedparadise #syngonium
  • I accidentally became Joey Ramone. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
  • Have to work for a bit tonight at @bandhparties but thereโ€™s Halloween makeup artists so I ainโ€™t mad. #fringelife #darkcircusparty
  • Scuse my nail-less hands. I had to show @nomoremrsniceguy & @patrickjtaylor ๐Ÿ‘‹ that Iโ€™m drinking #roadsmarysbaby almost exactly 2 years after I last drank it in Boston! #pumpkinspiceeverything
  • Tfw your skinny mate is getting treats and you're not. 
If only disappointment could break a glass door... #sorryfatty #glamourtoad #hanklestein